He says, вЂњAnd here we find a typical Aborigine, completely untouched by civilization,вЂќ before his subject takes out a camera and snaps a picture of us. If you pay close enough attention to вЂњThe Isle of Pingo Pongo,вЂќ youвЂ™ll realize that the joke isnвЂ™t on the jungle вЂњsavagesвЂќ itвЂ™s on the white narrator who consistently doesnвЂ™t give the natives enough credit. That makes about as much sense as a dog working as a traveling salesman. вЂњJungle JittersвЂќ takes place in a village in Africa where everyone is black (and cannibals, of course) - except for the queen. This Uncle Tom fellow was certainly popular in the 1930s. If Snake Eye wins, he gets to blow up Heaven, a.k.a. If the angel wins, Snake EyeвЂ™s son, whoвЂ™s on deathвЂ™s door because of a ghastly paper cut suffered from one of his dadвЂ™s playing cards (did I mention heвЂ™s a poker player, too?), can pass through the Pearly Gates. That sounds like a setting in a Nic Cage project, where Cage plays Snake Eye Jawbone, who enters a winner-take-all game of craps with an angel sent from above. More religion, but this time, itвЂ™s not about Hell, but Heaven, which has been renamed Pair oвЂ™ Dices. What happens if you donвЂ™t go to church and raise the dickens? In вЂњSunday Go to MeetinвЂ™ Time,вЂќ you go to Hell, get tried at the Hades Court of Justice, and are then forced to watch a dance routine from SatanвЂ™s вЂњbig-lipped demonsвЂќ until the end of time.

Title: вЂњSunday Go to MeetinвЂ™ TimeвЂќ (1936) ThereвЂ™s something inherently funny about a loose-limbed steamship. The first of the вЂњCensored Eleven.вЂќ I wish boats and other large vehicles would start moving like humans in animation again. Title: вЂњHittinвЂ™ the Trail for Hallelujah LandвЂќ (1931) You can watch the whole thing here (it wonвЂ™t embed). ItвЂ™s an equal opportunity offender - and man, that jazz score. Well, thatвЂ™s not totally true, but at least the short makes fun of everyone, from blacks to the Japanese to midgets to white people (вЂњSo WhiteвЂќ) to вЂњrefoogies,вЂќ which I assume is a Jew joke. Once you get past the вЂњCoal BlackвЂќ thing, itвЂ™s notвЂ¦ that bad. Title: вЂњCoal Black and de Sebben DwarfsвЂќ (1943) They have been unofficially uploaded online, though, along with four other controversial clips from other cartoons that will likely never appear on your DVR. Basically, theyвЂ™re really, really racist (or RAYCESS, as it were), and to this day, theyвЂ™ve never been broadcast or officially released on DVD. They were deemed too inappropriate to air on TV. But then I saw some shorts that I didnвЂ™t remember ever being on TV, with titles like вЂњCoal Black and de Sebben DwarfsвЂќ and вЂњUncle TomвЂ™s Bungalow.вЂќ I had come across the infamous вЂњCensored Eleven.вЂќД«ack in 1968, a heap of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons were put into syndication by United Artists вЂ“ with the exception of 11 shorts made between 19. gang, and going through them on YouTube was like being seven years old all over again, minus the bowl of Sprinkle Spangles cereal. So I did what I often do when I get mad at вЂњFamily GuyвЂќ: I watched Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies clips online.ДЄ childhood doesnвЂ™t count unless youвЂ™ve watched a ton of cartoons starring Bugs Bunny and Foghorn Leghorn and the rest of the Warner Bros.

It was so lifeless, expressionless, and oddly static, as if the animators were more interested in background continuity than doing anything interesting with the background. It had nothing to do with the lazy writing, terrible jokes, or Peter being an overly cruel oaf IвЂ™ve gotten used to be irritated at all that. On Monday, when I watched the previous nightвЂ™s new episode of вЂњFamily Guy,вЂќ I got upset.

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